Sunday, July 25, 2010

2SIXTY5 for Saturday, July 24: Fish Hunting

Fish hunting, unlike fishing, takes place only on those rare occasions when very large fish rain out of the sky, an event that usually takes place in foreign countries. Since it is difficult to foretell when this will occur, there is no opportunity to prepare. It is possible, however, to actually catch these fish with bare hands, for, when clutched by the their two tailfins, they become immediately limp and docile. They are, however, inedible, nor do they make suitable pets, since they eat quite a lot of food themselves once out of the sky. For these reasons,  the best course is to toss them from a high place, such as out a second story window, and allow them to go on their way (after suitable photographs of the catch have been obtained.) Thus, the only reason to catch one, is so that you can brag to your friends that you did so.

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